mxtx_hellmounds | Paradise Manor

Welcome to Paradise Manor!

The illustrious establishment at the heart of Shanghai city opens its gates again to the public! While it may only seem like a strip at first glance it is more than. You only have to take a look and see for yourself.

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From:

jingyeeet

Watching Jiang Wanyin's reaction only made him laugh. He looked surprised at his word. Did he say anything off?

"I'm not drunk." He pouted, he definitely wasn't. To prove so he took another swig from his bottle. See? Perfectly fine.

The hot uncle didn't seem to believe him as he was sat down onto a stool. He raised his arm trying to collect his balance, "I already told you. I'm perfectly fine. I can even show you!"

Maybe he should dance?

From:

sandusengshou

Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrow at the kid. From the obvious flush on his face and the slurry words - he was obviously drunk.

However, the kid was quite adamant about telling him that he wasn't.

It was quite funny especially when he pouted like a little kid wanting to get picked up.

"Oh? What do you want to show me then?"

From:

jingyeeet

He Huffed once and downed the rest of his beer, setting it on the counter and grinning at Jiang Cheng. "See I drank the entire thing!"

If he were drunk he totally wouldn't be able to continue drinking.

Jingyi looked to the bartender and raised a finger, "Another beer please!"

Edited Date: 2020-07-21 06:59 pm (UTC)

From:

sandusengshou

Jiang Cheng was seriously awed and at the same time, he wanted to bang his head at the bar counter by the sheer audacity of this brat.

Not drunk?! Not fucking drunk?! Who was he kidding, really?

Based on the flushed face and the unbalanced weight, he was sure as hell that the brat was already intoxicated. One more beer and he's going to puke his guts out.

He sighed in resignation as he saw Jingyi order another one. He'd just let him be.

But something inside of him was telling him to stay and look after Jingyi.

And thus, he decided to stay.

From:

jingyeeet

He managed to give the bartender his card and took his beer. One more wasn't going to hurt him. They were here to party so Jingyi would party. He raised his beer to Jiang Wanyin for a toast "To being hot and bothered!" His the white top he wore over is black turtle next was bothering him.

Maybe he should just take it all off? That would be in a place like this?

He took a sip and grabbed for Jiang Wanyin's hand, "Let's go dance on stage!" He sang. JIngyi really didn't have a care in the world right now.

From:

sandusengshou

He watched as the kid ordered another beer and handed the bartender his card. Jiang Cheng almost face-palmed when the kid completely forgot his card and being a kind bystander, he decided to get it, informing the bartender that he's with the brat. He kept the card in his wallet and looked up again when Lan Jingyi suddenly yelled.

Jiang Cheng couldn't help but snort by the sudden outburst.

Hot and bothered? Really, now?

He was content as with his beer when he was abruptly grabbed towards the stage.

"What the fuck?"

If his grip wasn't so tight on the bottle of beer, it would have slipped on his hand. He knew he was stronger than the kid so Jiang Cheng set his beer at the nearest table that he could find along with Jingyi's beer and lifted the kid and hanged him upside down on his shoulder like a sack of potato and started walking towards the exit.

From:

jingyeeet

Jiang Wanyin didn't give him of a chance to even get close to the stage before making his world turn upside down.

What?

He squirmed in his grip, "What are you doing? I thought we were going to dance!?"

The stage was getting farther and farther away. He really wanted to dance with the fishy stripper.

From:

sandusengshou

“You’re already drunk, Chickyi. You are worse than your cousin when intoxicated.” He replied flatly as he continued to walk until they reached the exit of the bar. Jiang Cheng set down the kid and balanced him on the ground.

“I’ll take you home. Where do you live?”

From:

jingyeeet

What did he mean worse!? He squirmed once more until Jiang Wanyin finally put him down.

He wasn't ready to leave! "We still haven't danced with those pretty dancers." He slurred as he leaned up closer to Jiang Cheng’s face. Inspecting the man before offering a goofey grin, "You could be up there. You're really pretty."

From:

sandusengshou

Jiang Cheng didn't know if it was because of the two bottles of beer that he had consumed that's making his face hot or the fact that Lan Jingyi had called him pretty. He tried to avert his gaze away from the kid but his attempts were futile seeing that the kid's face was all over him and he was unbelievably...close.

Fucking disaster Lans. They were such walking hazards when intoxicated.

"What the fuck, Jingyi? I'm not pretty but you are. So shut up and let me drive you home."

From:

jingyeeet

"I'm pretty hot." He giggled without skipping a beat. Jiang Wanyin had called him pretty and that was nice to hear.

What did he mean by drive?, "We still haven't had fun yet, Gege." His hand fumbled to grab on to Jiang Wanyins. "The night is still young!" He sang, "So let's play!"

From:

sandusengshou

A loud groan escaped his lips along with an eye roll when the kid actually cheekily proclaimed that he’s pretty hot.

These Lans....he didn’t even know what to think or say by the sudden statement. It felt like this kid’s mouth was pretty uncontrollable when he’s drunk. A frustration was already bubbling inside him when he felt Lan Jingyi’s hand was grabbing his but pitifully so. Instead, Jiang Cheng held the boy on his shoulders and leaned him on to his chest for support.

“You’re already unbalanced on your feet. Enough funsies for today, Lan Jingyi.” He told the kid with seriousness on his voice.

From:

jingyeeet

Another bout of laughter filled him as Jiang Wanyin pulled him closer.

"MMmmm, you're being a boomer." He hummed as he wrapped his arms around the man and nuzzled at his neck. Jingyi wasn't giving much thought to his actions but maybe he was trying to rile up Jiang Wanyin. Jingyi was only trying to show the grumpy man that they could enjoy themselves and have FUN.

"I don't want to go home." He whined once more. "Gege is still here..even if he is busy." Didn't his cousin disappear? Jingyi couldn't remember anymore.

From:

sandusengshou

Jiang Cheng stiffened when Lan Jingyi wrapped his arms around him and started nuzzling on his neck. Jingyi's body against his actually felt...nice. Unconsciously, he wrapped his arms around Jingyi's waist and pulled him even closer to him. He fitted snugly on his chest and Jiang Cheng felt like his mind was spiraling.

He didn't even know if it was the alcohol that he drank but his heart rate was accelerating.

"Your cousin is indeed busy," he informed the kid, "...something that you don't need to know about." He seriously didn't know if his brain was still working right but he had already made himself the hot uncle guardian of this walking hazard by the name of Lan Jingyi.

From:

jingyeeet

He was feeling sleepy,his eyes blinking slowly as eyelashes fluttered. The music was still beating around the. Jingyi tipped his head abd looked up to Jiang Wanyin. The man was blurring in front oh his eyes.

"Gege really liked those cupcakes." He breathed. Now Jingyi could remember the display that he saw that prompted him to make almost down his entire bottle of beer. I didn't even get a taste if them, you owe me some dickcake." He smiled once, going back the man's crook.

The young Lan could definitely fall asleep now.

From:

sandusengshou

Jiang Cheng instantly caught the snoozing kid in his arms. He felt another wave of a migraine coming and cursed the Lan alcohol tolerance in his head. Thank goodness he didn't have to answer the dick cupcake request - that at least eased him out.

How in the world did this kid get knocked out with just two bottles of beer?

Hooking his one arm under Jingyi's knees while the other was supporting his back, Jiang Cheng carried the kid all the way to his car and threw him a bit forceful at the backseat. When he was seated on the driver's seat, Jiang Cheng was in another predicament,

"What the fuck, this kid never told me his address!" He exclaimed as he hit his steering wheel, clearly upset of the fact that he was indeed left to care for Jingyi. He couldn't even call Lan Xichen because he knew he was busy getting banged in the bathroom or something. Instead, Jiang Cheng tried to jostle the kid awake so he could tell him his address.

"Oi brat, wake the fuck up. Tell me where you live."

From:

jingyeeet

Jingyi stayed quiet as he was picked up.He didn't have a care in the world at that moment. He hands clung to the mans shirt until he was unceremoniously dropped into the back seat.

He could barely crack an eye open but he could hear Jiang Wanyin ask him something. "Mmm, in your car." That where he'd stay. The back seat was actually pretty comfy as he pressed his cheek against the cool glass of the window.

From:

sandusengshou

Hearing the kid’s reply, Jiang Cheng got a bit ticked off that he’s not getting the answer that he wanted. Sternly, he asked again and this time, with emphasis,

“I’ll ask again, where do you live so I can take you home?” He tried to joggle the kid awake but it seemed like his attempts were futile. Feeling helpless, Jiang Cheng could only ask for a divine intervention.

Gods, please help me.

From:

jingyeeet

Why wouldn't Jiang Wanyin let him sleep in peace? His head was starting to spin and as he furrowed his eyebrows with a pained expression.

"Gege.." He whined, pressing a hand to his face, "It doesn't matter." He slurred once. The car would be his new bed.

From:

sandusengshou

He continued to shake Jingyi until he gets any answer. He’s not gonna get affected by the gege game although he must admit, he looked adorable calling him gege with hazy eyes and flushed cheeks. However, his main concern for now was to get this kid home safely.

When he saw the sudden pained expression on the kid, Jiang Cheng worriedly exited his car to go and open the backseat door. He instantly felt Jingyi’s head using the back of his hand.

“Hey,” he softly said, “...are you okay? Does anything hurt? Shit don’t die on me Chickyi. Xichen-ge will kill me!”

From:

jingyeeet

Could Jiang Wanyin stop shaking him? It only made the spinning worse.

He groaned and weakly pushed away at the mans arm. "Stop it."

The sound of doors closing and opening made him open his eyes if even just barely. "Gege..." He breathed, The young Lan could feel the mans hand behind his head, he leaned in just enough to get close before pressing his forehead against Jiang Wanyin's shoulder. "Mmm...Not gonna die..just don't feel good." He mumbled, moving his hand to grip at the man's shirt. "Spinning."

From:

sandusengshou

Jiang Cheng made himself comfortable sitting beside Jingyi as he leaned the younger Lan’s head on his chest comfortably. His free arm was wrapped around the kid’s waist. He tried to rub circles on his head to at least ease the dizziness.

It’s a given fact now that Lan Jingyi was indeed drunk.

“Shhh,” Jiang Cheng murmured as he gently run his thumb on Jingyi’s cheek. “I’m here...you should sleep for now.”

From:

jingyeeet

He let himself be moved, a warm chest was better than a cold, hard window. Jingyi was almost sure that he could hear the Pitter-patter of the older man's heart. It was in some ways soothing.

Even the hand on his cheek. Wanyin's fingertips weren't soft but he liked them all the same. Jingyi lifted his hand and gently held on to the back of the hand on his cheek. He let out a puff of warm air as he shut his eyes again, "That feels really nice, Gege." The younger Lan whispered.

From:

sandusengshou

A soft smile escaped him as Jiang Cheng leaned closer on Jingyi’s head and rested his face on his hair. He smelled of magnolias and jasmine; Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but feel allured.

His breath hitched when Jingyi cupped the back of his hand with his smaller ones and Jiang Cheng felt...contented by their position. He continued to rub his soft cheek with his thumb. Only their soft breathing could be heard and the silence hovering them was peaceful in a pleasing way.

“Hm...I love it when you call me gege.” He murmured quietly and did the unthinkable.

He kissed Jingyi’s crown.

Edited Date: 2020-07-25 11:47 pm (UTC)

From:

jingyeeet

He couldn't think straight at this point, had Jiang Wanyin always been this nice? It was hard to believe but he was having a hard time not wanting to pass out at this point.

Did he hear right? Jingyi wasn't sure anymore as he pressed himself closer, eyes closed and lost to what was going on. He managed to fall asleep.